Favorite Pickup Lines... I'm bored

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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

I wish I could add a line to this thread but I haven't found anything that works. I've never been able to tell what it was that DIDN'T get me :shock: :roll: :lol: or :| . Success has always been so rare and surprising...
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

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Huggybone
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Post by Huggybone »

Most successful:
Her: My tent got washed away in the flood.
Me: There is extra room in my tent!

Least successful:
Me: Hi! I'm a trad climber! What do you do?

Middling success:
Her: I sing opera.
Me: Don't believe you. Let's hear it.

Detemining factor for success:
Mysterious, slight sarchasm, and cock-sure-ed-ness.
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ReachHigh
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My fastest pickup was just putting my arm around her and looking her in the eyes. Twenty minutes later, rabid monkey sex at my place :twisted: . If I say anything I just screw it up. :?
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Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

Man, the best pickup line that actually worked on me was "are you really that aloof or do you think I'm just after one thing?"

Dated that guy for quite awhile. Good grief was he a dumbass. But great with the one-liners!
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Wes
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Post by Wes »

Jamin, you are the master of the pick up line. Share some wisdom with us...
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Post by maine »

Artsay wrote:Flex (you Lexingtonions know who I'm talking about) once called me (pre-Ray days) and left a message, "Hey Michelle. I'm just calling to see if you wanna fuck...I mean hang out." Only Jacob could get away with something like that... :lol:
Jacob!!! " Hey watch me do a one arm pull up!"
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overhung
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ReachHigh wrote:My fastest pickup was just putting my arm around her and looking her in the eyes. Twenty minutes later, rabid monkey sex at my place :twisted: . If I say anything I just screw it up. :?
You fuckin' liar. You ain't not never had no monkey sex.
I've had just about enough of this shit.
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Post by marathonmedic »

But goat sex...
Ticking is gym climbing outdoors.
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

You must be a parking ticket! You've got fine written all over you!
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I just got back from Bora Bora.The natives have been leaving 2 cocoanuts by my door in the morning.I think it means the chief wants me to marry his daughter or maybe they are cannibals and it means they are going to have me for dinner. Want to come back to my hut for some nooky nooky?
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ReachHigh
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overhung wrote:
ReachHigh wrote:My fastest pickup was just putting my arm around her and looking her in the eyes. Twenty minutes later, rabid monkey sex at my place :twisted: . If I say anything I just screw it up. :?
You fuckin' liar. You ain't not never had no monkey sex.
she really could throw some shit.
"there's a line between self improvement and self involvement"
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
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