Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?
I thought you knew!
Favorite Pickup Lines... I'm bored
Favorite Pickup Lines... I'm bored
I've had just about enough of this shit.
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squeezindlemmon
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lordjim_2001
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Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Lets go.
damn I knew most of this without looking it up, I am a loser.
Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Lets go.
damn I knew most of this without looking it up, I am a loser.
Last edited by lordjim_2001 on Wed May 11, 2005 6:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Screw you guys. I'm going bowling.
Cams that is 
1 Nice legs...what time do they open?
2 You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
3 I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
4 Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
5 I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
6 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
7 (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
8 You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
9 F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
10 (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
2 You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
3 I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
4 Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
5 I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
6 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
7 (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
8 You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
9 F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
10 (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
~ Napoleon Dynamite
~ Napoleon Dynamite
