Favorite Pickup Lines... I'm bored

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overhung
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Favorite Pickup Lines... I'm bored

Post by overhung »

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?
I thought you knew!
I've had just about enough of this shit.
KD
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Post by KD »

hurry before my wife gets back!
squeezindlemmon
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Post by squeezindlemmon »

Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.... um, to the party... in my pants....
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. ~Bob Marley
lordjim_2001
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Post by lordjim_2001 »

Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Lets go.

damn I knew most of this without looking it up, I am a loser.
Last edited by lordjim_2001 on Wed May 11, 2005 6:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Screw you guys. I'm going bowling.
kneebar
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Post by kneebar »

I've got a nice rack! :D Cams that is :mrgreen:
pawilkes
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Post by pawilkes »

nice pants, wanna fuck
Sand inhibits the production of toughtosterone, so get it out and send.
SikMonkey
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Post by SikMonkey »

Hey baby, how about a threesome? Me, you and some of this PORK!

So...what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? ;)

Mj
...quitting drinking is kinda like washing your hands after you take a crap...why start now?
alien2
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Post by alien2 »

1 Nice legs...what time do they open?
2 You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
3 I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
4 Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
5 I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
6 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
7 (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
8 You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
9 F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
10 (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

~ Napoleon Dynamite
Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

One time a guy stopped me and looked at the tag on the back of my shirt. I asked "what the hell are you doing?" He said "just checking to see if you were made in heaven."

Boy did he call that wrong :twisted:
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

-Everlast
diggum
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Post by diggum »

You boys are nasty! You all need spankins. :wink:
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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