We're talkin' handmade quality stuff

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:57 pm

Due to the large amounts of email and private message requests, I will once again start making some of my handmade jewelry - necklaces, ankle thingys, amulets, NO bracelets - for a limited time only. For those of you who don't know, I spent the last two summers studying under Martin Shingles aka "Tree" the art of hand made jewelry. This is quality stuff i'm talking about. Prices usually start at $75, but we can discuss prices later. Thank you and hope to hear from you soon.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 11:40 pm

I'm putting in a request for one of those trendy stomach-necklace-thingys! How much will it cost to be cool like all those celebrities who wear them??

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 1:52 am

the kind that wraps around the belly as well as the neck? what kind of material? just a quick estimate off the top of my head would be approximately 3850 dollars cash, but i will also be accepting payment in the form of belay duty in the lower gorge region.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 2:31 am

If it's between paying $$ and staring at your ass for hours, I'll gladly cough up the $3850. Just let me know where to address the bag of small, unmarked bills. (I'd prefer diamond-studded barbed-wire, if you think you can get your hands on it.)

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 2:39 am

damn. you went a little far that time, don't you think?

actually i have a great ass. i stare it at all the time in the mirror. SCIN and gretchen can vouch for it also.

Post by **SCIN** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 3:50 am

I knew it! I heard that rumour about you and those necklaces from Big H. He has an ankle bracelet you made when you guys went to Myrtle Beach together on Spring Break.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 2:52 pm

I can't deny a rumor when there's evidence like that... did you see the electric pink sparkly sequined one??? That was the best out of the set.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 8:22 pm

allright, allright. the truth is out...so what? i just LOVE making jewelry! i don't know what it is? that trip to myrtle beach with big H was quite spectacular. in fact, that's what inspired me to make that necklace that i so often wear. you know...the possum entrails from the roadkill that i picked up and dipped in gold? that piece really meant a lot about what i was feeling at the time.

SCIN, you're shallacked dog testicles on the braided pig scrotum will be ready within the next day.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 9:02 pm

oh yeah yasmeen, the diamond-studded barbwire is one of my favorite materials. i have a thong made out of it that i wear while climbing.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:12 pm

I bet that really encourages you to improve your stemming technique! I'll have to give it a try sometime!