I've heard the same damn thing about every doctor recommended to me and every city I've been to.....including where I am right now (Addison, TX)!
_____ has more restaraunts per capita than any other city!
_____ is a great surgeon/sports medicine doctor. He works on the (name your favorite sports team) players.
_____ has the highest percentage of gay people than any city in the US.
Any others?
I'm so sick of hearing.......
I'm so sick of hearing.......
Yo Ray jack dynomite! Listen to my beat box! Bew ch ch pff BEW ch ch pfff! Sweet!
-Horatio
-Horatio
It was told that one of our neurosurgeons supposedly worked on Christopher Reeves after his accident.
When asked about it, he stated, "Nah! If I had worked on him, he'd be walking."
People like to build up their docs and their hometowns.
When asked about it, he stated, "Nah! If I had worked on him, he'd be walking."
People like to build up their docs and their hometowns.
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.
Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
Oh...another one:
(fill in local successful artist/musician) was always told by his teachers that he would never amount to anything!
Seriously, would a teacher really tell a student that they wouldn't amount to anything? I think people make so much shit up just to tell a good story it's amazing.
(fill in local successful artist/musician) was always told by his teachers that he would never amount to anything!
Seriously, would a teacher really tell a student that they wouldn't amount to anything? I think people make so much shit up just to tell a good story it's amazing.
Yo Ray jack dynomite! Listen to my beat box! Bew ch ch pff BEW ch ch pfff! Sweet!
-Horatio
-Horatio
umm i teach and say that a lot. jkkato wrote:Why not? That way when they grow up and never amount to anything, they won't be disappointed. They'll say, "yep, this is exactly what they said would happen".SCIN wrote:Seriously, would a teacher really tell a student that they wouldn't amount to anything?
<channeling Jack Handy>
i'm just going to say, "ugh." and KD you seemed so nice in person.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
Hell yeah man. That's old school teachin right there. Don't you remember gettin yanked out of class by the hair of your head and after getting a good thrashin with a 10 pound paddle listening to 15 minute long sermon on "if you don't straighten up you will never amount to anything"? .....or was that just me?Seriously, would a teacher really tell a student that they wouldn't amount to anything?
Mj
...quitting drinking is kinda like washing your hands after you take a crap...why start now?
Another thing I hate to hear...
...it's the cold water, I swear!
...it's the cold water, I swear!
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips