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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

You mean that time that girl laughed at your tiny member?



A girl (around 100lbs) stomped on my foot over 10 years ago. Her heel came down on the top of my arch. It still causes me pain.
Bad right ankle.
Three seriously compressed discs in my neck. Use self applied chiropracty to counteract.
All my climbing injuries have healed so I guess I need to get on the rock again.
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overhung
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Post by overhung »

Chronic pulled muscles in back
tennis elbow - left arm
belayer's neck syndrome (looking up too much)
cellulitis left leg (got hit with a horseshoe)
arthritis (left big toe)
I've had just about enough of this shit.
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ReachHigh
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Post by ReachHigh »

my alergies are acting up.
"there's a line between self improvement and self involvement"
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
Yasmeen
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Post by Yasmeen »

I have permanently weak ankles, though right now only the left one hurts when I turn it certain ways.
My neck is still sore when I turn it too far to the left or right, but that's from a car accident, not climbing.
A couple pseudo-scars on the backs of my hands that open up every now and then when I'm hand-jamming.

The only thing that really scares me right now is my left ankle. I baby it by "stepping," not "jumping" during yoga, and by being really attentive to how it feels while climbing.
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Joe Finney
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Post by Joe Finney »

spinal injury from a 40 ft fall 2 years ago
sprained L ankle, Bilateral weak ankles
torn acl in R knee
weak general impression
no motivation
headache
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

sprayers.
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Tendon pain in finger
Haunting pain from pulling my right shoulder really bad in Oct
Ankle break/sprain over one year ago still has pain
Scrapes/cuts all over
Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Joe Finney wrote:spinal injury from a 40 ft fall 2 years ago
sprained L ankle, Bilateral weak ankles
torn acl in R knee
weak general impression
no motivation
headache
Heh heh.
"And these hemorrhoids! Oi!"
Is this what they call "kvetching"?
:D
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88keys
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Post by 88keys »

I'm positive I've got you all beat!! The best injury in the Red for sure. If you don't know about it pm me and I'll fill you in.
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longlegsrule
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Post by longlegsrule »

88 if i had gone through what you have...i don't think i'd be climbing anymore...mad props pretty lady... :wink:

wacky hurting (maybe sprained) right thumb/wrist going on a couple months now
malformed shoulders that give me constant pain...and freak some people out when they pop going up a route/problem
bad knees
horrible balance due to inner ear issues
weak ankles that don't like to hold me up walking down trails
gained weight...which does not help any of the above :wink:

ps how do you get cellulitis from a horshoe? :shock: i've been drop kicked many times in my yrs around horses...but can't say i have anything like that to show for it...

oh and chronic fatigue...
From Kentucky ;o)
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