I think that Red River Climbing should give out annual awards to the users of this site. You could have all sorts of awards like, user who sprays the most, user with the most bling bling, user who has the most posts, Most hated user, most liked user, user with best climbing story, user with the most heroic accent of the year, and so on. I think it would be fun to let everyone vote for the winners. I think everyone already knows who is the user with the most bling bling, but I think Gretchen might want to claim that award some day.
I might have ya beat Verbal. I've been on crutches since Nov 9th and probably won't be on my feet again until April. And then I'll still have quite a bit of rehab before I'll be able to carry gear up any appoaches. All together it'll probably be 8-9 months from injury to being able to climb again at the Red.