darnnit...
i packed up my camping gear this past weekend and threw my furry across the back fence at Miguels so it wouldn't get muddy and left it sitting there. if anyone found it i would really appreciate its return.
thanks,
-Chris
LOST! EMS furry coat
fuckers... i knew those goats would get at it. looks like we're having a goat-roast this weekend *grin*I Was sure one of Miguel's goats was wearing it and eating the cuffs at the same time.I'm never sure.Sometimes it's just the wine.
its a black pull over sweater. it has a real furry texture to it. thats the best i can describe. the material is stretch fabric.Not sure what a furry is or why you'd hang it on a fence, but I've seen all kinds of muddy furry things laying around lately.
it semi-new and part of my arctic outfit. i didnt want to find any kentucky red mud on it next season (or any cicadas growing in my closet!) so i put it on the fence while i packed up my camping gear. of course someone got me talking about something and when i finished packing, i walked away witout it.
he wouldn't be the first to have wild monkey sex with the worlds tallest [female] midget while wearing it.Your coat was spotted recently on Dave Shappel. Some skit he was doing where he had wild monkey sex with the worlds tallest midget.
thanks.Don't worry. We are hot on the trail of your missing coat and expect to catch up to it soon.
Remember when Grace Slick got arrested while waiting to meet President Nixon because she had a pocket full of crystal acid and was going to throw it in his face? I think she was wearing that furry coat.Crankmas wrote:heard Grace Slick didn't like group sex because she didn't like multi tasking
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
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"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]