crag women

Selling some gear? Find or lose something?

are you a single hetero climbing girl?

no.. my guy has all the gear i need
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23%
no.. umm.. other
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yes.. and thanks but no thanks. i free solo, no baggage
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yes.. it's just that guys are too dumb to notice
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Total votes: 22

allah
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Post by allah »

Paul Give up on trying to meet a climber chick it isnt worth the pain yo. They will use you for belays and beta. They will use you for your camper or car. They will basically fuck you over. Or so that is what i have found. Just hit the club s and find the dirties that want the deep dickin
Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

..why did this thread become about me and me trying to get a girl?!?!?! allah is the love i need.. and then some. but remember, allah: what happened in indian creek, stays at indian creek..
and great loves will one day have to part -smashing pumpkins
allah
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Post by allah »

shhhhhhhhhhh no one is suspose to know about that
Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

hey paul...would you be interested in a date with my friend susanna? she is a midget and toothless...hopefully you can see the possibilities. she also comes with pizza.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
pawilkes
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Post by pawilkes »

paul, do you just sit around and try to think of thread topics that will attract the most attention cause yours always seem to be controversial and entertaining. regardless of whether or not its intentional, thanks. its nice to see that im not the only one that digs themself a hole on a regular basis :lol:
Sand inhibits the production of toughtosterone, so get it out and send.
Yasmeen
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Post by Yasmeen »

Well shit, Allah, then stop giving good belay. Rumors spread quickly, you know. Everyone's catching on to the fact that you give great belay.
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

yas,

good belay comes with a price..you should know that at your age.
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Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

ho fo.. is she a carny? cause i don't like carnies.. shifty eyes, small hands.. smell slightly of cabbage
and great loves will one day have to part -smashing pumpkins
Wes
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Post by Wes »

Horatio Felacio wrote:hey paul...would you be interested in a date with my friend susanna? she is a midget and toothless...hopefully you can see the possibilities. she also comes with pizza.
Ha, there is a Sherman boulder problem in Hueco - beer, pizza, and a three foot toothless women.

Paul, all climbing chicks are crazy, your best bet is to recruit a fit, *normal* one and teach her to climb.

Wes
"There is no secret ingredient"

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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Yeah, but then he's the one that messed up the "normal" chick. "_____ was normal until that bastard started her climbing!" her friends will say. "Now she's crazy!"

Actually, come to think of it, Paul looks like the perfect psychopath. He's witty, intelligent, personable, good looking, and he's always talking about decapitation in a witty, intelligent, personable, and attractive way.

On the other hand, he should've added a "I'm a guy and just want to know what the answers are" to his poll...
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

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