crag women

Selling some gear? Find or lose something?

are you a single hetero climbing girl?

no.. my guy has all the gear i need
5
23%
no.. umm.. other
5
23%
yes.. and thanks but no thanks. i free solo, no baggage
1
5%
yes.. it's just that guys are too dumb to notice
11
50%
 
Total votes: 22

pawilkes
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Post by pawilkes »

i always have gotten the impression from ladies that they do not want to be hit on or be picked up when they are out climbing. if they are climbing to hook up with people it reinforces the idea that some men have that they are only out there to meet others for a relationship. don't get me wrong here, i do believe that women (well most of them) climb for the sake of climbing and i fully support it. i know how you're feeling though paul, i mean climber girls are great because

A. they climb and will be more likely to put up with us
B. they are usually in decent shape because they climb

that said it is tough to know if they are interested without looking lik you're out there to meet women. i don't know if this has been coherent or repeditive. if it was horribly written it is only because women are such a wildly confusing and intreging subject that my hands can't keep up with my mind and my mind can't keep up with, well itself.

oh yeah, paul, if you're getting date offers take advantage of them, you never know what may come of them. maybe another blizzard 8)
meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

shoot! how in the heck do you think i got my boyfriend and various girlfriends? i got them all while climbing, fo-sho!

it is like a meat market out there and paul, if you'd just update your photo to your truer self i think the girls would just start to swoon!!!

don't sell yourself short Paul. you are one sexy sensitive (if slightly hairy but not at all greasy just sorta sweaty) awesome male climber!
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Toad
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Post by Toad »

pawilkes wrote:...women are such a wildly confusing and intreging subject that my hands can't keep up with my mind...
My hands can't keep up with my mind either when I'm thinking about women.
marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

I'm sure you could find some sort of training program for that. Just make sure you stretch afterward. I'm afraid to imagine interval workouts!
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pawilkes
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Post by pawilkes »

what have i started here? interval workouts sound like fun though!
Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

women only climb to get the bone. i have never even seen a female at a crag that was not craving cock. that is why women can't climb harder than males. you are WRONG pawileiy
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Yasmeen
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Post by Yasmeen »

It's true. Why else would we spend money on tight little pants and tank tops? Surely you guys don't think that shit is comfortable to climb in??
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alien2
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Post by alien2 »

Sounds like a route name: Boobs Bursting (well thats what it looks like is happening)
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Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

why else would they keep their draws inside their vulvas while redpointing?
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

Cuts down on rope drag.
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