JOIN NOW! OFFICIAL WES ALLEN FAN CLUB!

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Meadows
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JOIN NOW! OFFICIAL WES ALLEN FAN CLUB!

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After sending Mercy the Huff as though he were tiptoeing through the tulips in the city park, and proving that he’s more motivated and inspiring that Jack LaLanne, I decided to start the official Wes Allen fan club. This is a great opportunity that you don’t want to miss!

As a Wes Allen fan club member you will receive the following with your annual $50.00 membership fee:

:lol: Official Wes Allen fan club t-shirt that reads “I Love Wes!”
:lol: Official Wes Allen bracelet that proclaims your love for Wes and climbing
:lol: Monthly Wes Allen fan club newsletter
:lol: One free day of climbing with Wes and discounted rates for additional climbing days.

Wait! That’s not all, folks! The first 20 people to act on this outstanding offer will also receive an autographed rare, unseen photo of Wes climbing topless. Don’t pass this up! Paypal payments only. Thank you.

-Stephanie Meadows, President of Official Wes Allen fan club
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diggum
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Post by diggum »

Why the laughing emoticons? I find those totally inappropriate.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

They're bullet points. Sorry to offend you
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Post by pawilkes »

can i get four?
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diggum
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Post by diggum »

If you aren't going to take your position as President seriously, Meadows, perhaps you should step down.

I see the Cat in the Hat doing the infommercial...what do you think?
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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ReachHigh
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Post by ReachHigh »

Having met wes only once briefly it was an incredibly inspiring moment that I will never forget. Do you have any membership forms to send in?
"there's a line between self improvement and self involvement"
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

can I get Wes to climb topless at my birthday party if I am a member?
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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RRO
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Post by RRO »

Wes and his posse should be banned from the Red. His training and dedication is making the rest of us look lazy and unmotivated. I am protesting Wes and his sheeple from this day forward. Am I going at this alone ? Take a stand people ! You don't want the word getting out that you can progress as much in a year as most people do in 5. I'm not going to take it ......
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

diggum wrote:If you aren't going to take your position as President seriously, Meadows, perhaps you should step down.

I see the Cat in the Hat doing the infommercial...what do you think?
If you can't do your part, diggum, then you have no voice.
Last edited by Meadows on Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:01 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Snake
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Post by Snake »

Sign me up! I'd also like to volunteer to be the Fan Club Treasurer.

Oh, could I get Senior Citizen's Discount?
Age is just how old you are...
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