Woodrat Egg Hunt in the Valley

Post by **Rizzo** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:06 am

Climbers take note. Hares in these parts of KY are usually too tanked up on shine early Sunday morning to frolic about, scattering eggs. So, my packrat buds and me will scurry out Saturday night to hide a mess of eggs around Muir. You can think of them as Easter eggs, or Passover eggs, or Ramadan eggs, or whatever floats your spiritual boat... or not. Egg-nostic eggs? Some of these have Sacajawea dollars in 'em. Some, just cheap candy.

Rizzo the rat

Post by **ReachHigh** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:45 am

I'm vegan. I'll have nothing to do with your eggs.

Post by **ynot** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:50 pm

I have it on good authority that woodrats don't lay eggs.

Rizzo you and team Muir just rock.What a great idea.

Post by **Roentgen Ray** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:51 pm

Good to see you are still doing well Rizz. Glad you survived the winter.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:00 am

will you put fetus' from the local abortion clinic in some of the eggs for me?

Post by **pigsteak** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:04 am

ho, eggs already are aborted fetus'...of baby chicks...eating eggs is disgusting...happy easter!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:06 am

actually, i heard the other day that the eggs you buy in grocery stores would never turn in to a baby chick anyway. hens lay eggs even when they don't get fucked by the rooster. crazy huh?

Post by **SCIN** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:18 am

Not true dude. I got a dozen eggs once and fed them corn. They turned into chickens after a week.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:59 pm

did you stalk them from a urine-filled trench surrounded by vc and malaria? YOU WEREN"T THERE MAN!