Alpine Climbing

[ynot]

Why would you want to be old? Getting old sucks.imagine twice as many trips to the bathroom,grey hair,arguing with yourself to get out of bed in the morning,everyjoint in your body hurts,your teeth fall out,your kids grew up to be internet punks,and half your friends are gonners.The rest of the world zips by you as you sit and comiserate about the old days. screw that. Exercise,eat right,live long and prosper!

[dipsi]

Yeah, why would you want to........hey, wait I AM an OLD climber ........never mind!

[vic]

Getting OLD?

Come on guys, think about it...

Safe climbers will most likely be old climbers.
I just want to be safe enough to be able to still make it to old age.
(I guess it goes without saying that foolish climbers my never be old...)

Ah! Does that answer your question?

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I want to be an OLD climber.

[overhung]

I just noticed that I have a hair growing out of the top of my ear; does this mean I'm getting old? I also have a rogue eyebrow hair that is three times as long as his compatriots; does this mean I'm old? Hell Yes! If you're a guy and you start losing hair where you want to keep it, and start growing hair where you don't want it, you're getting old. I plucked those hairs by the way.

[ynot]

I been just cutting them with scissors,man they grow fast in weird places. I have to agree with you Overhung.

[dipsi]

Just be sure you are still climbing when you are old! I want to go out while climbing, skydiving, running, boating, yoga posing, hiking, or just drinking, singing, and pickin' my guitfiddle. If I get confused and unsafe, just put me in my harness and let me climb. Forget the rope! And, if it matters, I find balding men rather sexy!

[overhung]

I'm bald as hell; ask anybody. 8)

[dipsi]

I rest my case!