So HF tell me about.....

Post by **Gretchen** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 8:41 pm

HOOTERS IN El PASO

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 8:49 pm

how did you hear about that?

well gather round boys and girls...

it was a cold new years eve in Hueco Tanks. After bouldering we decided to go in to town to Hooters to watch the UT vols kick ass in the bowl game. i was under age at the time, so this other guy johnathan decides he wants to make me drunk as possible in the 20 minute drive from hueco to hooters. so anyway, he makes me pound 8 beers or something like that on the drive there. needless to say i was pretty hammered. anyway, i decided i needed to go do "#2". 2 hours later i woke up to hearing good ol jonathan laughing his ass off at me, then i puked everywhere in there (it seems i have a problem with that). i guess i just passed out on the crapper, but the weird thing was that there was only one stall. hope no one else had to go then. another part that was pretty funny was that i never pulled my pants down when i sat on the toilet.

Post by **Gretchen** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 9:17 pm

Dude, I am just laughing my freakin ass off!!

And let's just say, I have my ways....

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 11:56 pm

well let's just say you better tell your "way" that they are going to receive the biggest ass-beating from a skinny retarded kid they've ever had.

Post by **Wes** » Tue Feb 04, 2003 12:34 am

Along the same lines...

So, H-F, tell us about the incident at the Waffle house near rocktown. Wasn't the quote something like "what does she want?"

Wes

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Tue Feb 04, 2003 7:59 pm

what the hell is this?

wes, it was a huddle house.

gretchen, so tell me about the time you rolled a big blunt with shannon and talked about how bad you wanted some bomb pops?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 04, 2003 8:06 pm

okay, my turn since the similarities are frightening.

I was in college, went out with a group of friends to one of our regular bars to catch a live band. I got uber drunk and went to the bathroom. There were 2 stalls. I sat down to tinkle and the toilet had one of those 'fresheners' in it that smell like moth balls. It made me nauseous as hell. I'd rather stick forks in my eyes than puke and so I took off all my clothes to cool down and I guess I laid down on the floor in the locked stall and then went to sleep. I remember waking up on the floor is all - naked. I got dressed, came out (there was a line!), washed my hands and went and found my friends. They thought I ditched them. I had been in there asleep for ~90 minutes. My bestest bud immediately bought me another beer and I was feeling good so I drank it.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Tue Feb 04, 2003 8:13 pm

man that's a good one!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Tue Feb 04, 2003 9:43 pm

hey gretchen tell me that time you got your dogs to give you a hot carl then turn it in to the chili dog festival?

Post by **Gretchen** » Wed Feb 05, 2003 1:55 pm

I ain't telling you jack