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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

and people say climbing is relaxing, and a way to get away from the stresses of the world....
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
KD
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Post by KD »

diggum wrote:KD,Only time you really let loose was when we hiked up to Pistol Ridge & you had forgotten your harness at home. "Fuck, fuck, fuckidity, fuckfuckfuckkkkk." I'll never forget it!!! :lol:
that was pretty funny 60 lbs of trad gear and draws and no harness. :) I'm glad miguel sells gear.
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Post by J-Rock »

I usually talk to the rock... sometimes I say "Uh oh"...
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Post by diggum »

Do you caress the rock? What do you say?

When I haven't been outside climbing in a while...when I get to the crag I'll run my fingers over the rock & smile. :oops: I'm a freak.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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Post by J-Rock »

Sometimes I sweet-talk it, other times I talk dirty to it, sometimes I thank it, and other times I curse at it... just depends on the situation and my mood at the time...
"Those iron spikes you use have shortened the life expectancy of the Totem Pole by 50,000 years."

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Post by Wes »

I think I usually mutter something along the lines of "What the fuck was I thinking, yo" when I am not in a happy place.

Rhino has some of the best lines. Of course, when your spotter and belayers are saying things like "well, it is way easier to go up, rather then down" or "Which way does the gri-gri go or does it really matter", or the classic "Dude, you are freaking me the fuck out" that really adds some fun.

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Post by diggum »

funny belayers...that's what you need when you're sketched... :|
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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Post by Guest »

my favorite thing to say to a sketched climber is, "hold on and let me put you on belay." For some reason that doesn't always go over too well.

I miss climbing with Rhino. :(
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Post by Guest »

oh, and what I usually say when I'm having difficulty is, "fuck me naked!"
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Post by ReachHigh »

Sandy wrote:oh, and what I usually say when I'm having difficulty is, "fuck me naked!"
and how many other ways is somebody suppose to F* you?
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