I think of it as mental laziness.
Need info on Miguels
Man, Alexis used to swear non-stop the instant she started leading. Two feet off the ground: G*D DA** MOTHER F******, Bi*** A***
Just like a river.
Then we saw the movie 'Duce Bigelow, Male Gigilo.' There is a a scene where Duce is on a date with a girl with turrets. She's all sweet and nice, except that she screams 'vulva licker!' at the top of her lungs at passing cars.
So, whenever she's leading and starts swearing, I scream 'vulva licker!' at the top of my lungs. She does not swear as much now. Hmmm.....
Just like a river.
Then we saw the movie 'Duce Bigelow, Male Gigilo.' There is a a scene where Duce is on a date with a girl with turrets. She's all sweet and nice, except that she screams 'vulva licker!' at the top of her lungs at passing cars.
So, whenever she's leading and starts swearing, I scream 'vulva licker!' at the top of my lungs. She does not swear as much now. Hmmm.....
"Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water."
I think kids should be exposed to adults doing public adult things and older kids doing older kid public things and old people doing public old people things. The world is out there and it's better to experience lots of it growing up than being shielded from it.
Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus and he sleeps next to the bank all summer and smells like urine.
Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus and he sleeps next to the bank all summer and smells like urine.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
No shit? Profanity bothers you? That's fucked up.
Yes...children should be exposed to what's out there. If they don't see it with you they'll see it with their friends...or ya know...the loon that lives on the corner & wipes his ass on the steps. <ouch!>
Yes...children should be exposed to what's out there. If they don't see it with you they'll see it with their friends...or ya know...the loon that lives on the corner & wipes his ass on the steps. <ouch!>
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
I forget, what was it?
Man, now when I have trouble on a route, I'm like:
oh gee, this piece sure does not fit. Looks like a golly long fall from here. I am very small. Oh, boy, look, a handjam! Gee, I'm slipping out! oh by golly gee no! this is bad! Uh OH!
Man, now when I have trouble on a route, I'm like:
oh gee, this piece sure does not fit. Looks like a golly long fall from here. I am very small. Oh, boy, look, a handjam! Gee, I'm slipping out! oh by golly gee no! this is bad! Uh OH!
"Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water."
I just growl like a bear. Always gets the blood and the adrenaline going.
I just sat on my nice belay ledge smoked a cigarette and fed out rope but I was thinkin the whole time.Do I really want to follow this thing? Then I did like a dummy. It was dark when we rapped off And we were both beat up. Good times.
I just sat on my nice belay ledge smoked a cigarette and fed out rope but I was thinkin the whole time.Do I really want to follow this thing? Then I did like a dummy. It was dark when we rapped off And we were both beat up. Good times.
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
Just a bit more advice on the thrill that is miguels...
If you want to sleep at all, camp in the grassy area toward the front. The back tends to gather all the talkers and partiers that won't allow you a wink of sleep.
Learned this valuable piece of advice the time I went with a new guy who insisted on camping in the back. I've always stayed toward the front till then and it worked out great. Well, we had another tent setup within 5 feet of us when we got back that night and they would never shut up and it was the dumbest conversation ever. About an hour later another loud abnoxious group came in and plunked their entire 80 acres of stuff within 5 feet on the other side and spent 3 hours being as loud as possible. When morning came it was more of the same before daylight even hit.
Choice is yours and you've been warned!
Other then that, enjoy your Gorge visit, it sure is one hell of place!
If you want to sleep at all, camp in the grassy area toward the front. The back tends to gather all the talkers and partiers that won't allow you a wink of sleep.
Learned this valuable piece of advice the time I went with a new guy who insisted on camping in the back. I've always stayed toward the front till then and it worked out great. Well, we had another tent setup within 5 feet of us when we got back that night and they would never shut up and it was the dumbest conversation ever. About an hour later another loud abnoxious group came in and plunked their entire 80 acres of stuff within 5 feet on the other side and spent 3 hours being as loud as possible. When morning came it was more of the same before daylight even hit.
Choice is yours and you've been warned!
Other then that, enjoy your Gorge visit, it sure is one hell of place!