Stinky ass people

Post by **SCIN** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 4:33 pm

Man, does anyone work with someone that just stinks?
I work with this guy whose breath is freaking terrible and his office always smells like a fart. I almost puke sometimes.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 4:35 pm

My office mate was smelling like shit for a couple of days so I took her to the groomer.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 5:24 pm

i'm that way. you ever give a girl the dutch oven?

Post by **Johnny** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 7:33 pm

I gave my wife a microwave and a blender, does that count?

Post by **tomdarch** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 7:40 pm

Good thing that my fecal matter is odorless so I can talk smack about other people! (Oh, wait, this is the 'suck' forum: Good thing my shit don't stink...)

Actually, I work in a fancy-shmacy neighborhood, so the biggest stankage issue is elevator rides with folks who overdo the latest trendy perfume. I remember when some Calvin Klen scent came out - I could smell it constantly outside while walking down Michigan Avenue - it was an OK scent, but when folks are slapping it on so much that you can smell it outside - barf!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 7:52 pm

I'd rather smell someone's egg farts than an overdose of cologne. BAH!

Post by **overhung** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 8:03 pm

Some people have some kind of biological problem, which makes them stink. Doesn't matter what they do, they still stank. It would suck to be them.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 8:07 pm

speaking of smelly things and shit...does anyone get in to defecation games during sex? you know like the steamboat charlie or glass bottom boat? someone was talking about that crap on howard stern last night. just wondering.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 8:34 pm

Horatio Felacio wrote:speaking of smelly things and shit...does anyone get in to defecation games during sex? you know like the steamboat charlie or glass bottom boat?

Ummmmm, no. In fact, I think a good daily scrubbing of the poop flakes is mandatory if tongues are involved!

Post by **Yasmeen** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 8:42 pm

Yeeeeeeah... I'd have to say I'm with Lynne on this one...