You know you're a trad climber when...

Placing a cam? Slotting a nut? Slinging a tree?
Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

you have a great day of climbing then find out you
didn't do the route you thought you did
Fucking classic.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

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kneebar
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Post by kneebar »

Perhaps it should post "you know you are an old trad climber when....." No offense intended, I say this with respect.

I was fortunate enough to have learned climbing trad from a few old (or should I say very experienced) traddies back in the late 80's. I would like to think I carry with me much of the traditional values I was taught. :)
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TradWanker
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Post by TradWanker »

If I don't see you no more in this world, I'll see you in the next one. Don't be late........
Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

I stand up next to a mountain. Chop it down with the edge of my hand...
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

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Post by Bruisebrother »

If your gear costs more than your car, you're a Traddie! If what you're climbing requires you wear Depends, it's Trad! If not, it's Sport! If it takes 2 balls, it's Trad! Unless your name is Betty! Trad is the real deal. Sport is somewhere betweenTrad and Bouldering. Bouldering is somewhere between Sport and sitting in church! Sport - achieving the highest grade the easiest way possible free.(physical limits)Trad - consentration on the technical aspect of route finding, gear placements and self reliance.(mental limits).
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

bruise brother has it right folks...sport is about being an athlete. trad is about being a lazy ass drunk.
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

I'll drink to that!
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

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J-Rock
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Post by J-Rock »

Me too! Going for a bourbon and Ale-8 right now (unless the woman of the house stops me) oh goodie, she is leaving to do the laundry... now is my chance!
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

why are my twords all wisted up?
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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Post by rockstar »

i would laugh at any climber that shaves their hands and what trad climber thinks a bong is only a type of piton?
fuck the haters
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