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Have you ever shaved yourself crooked?

Yes, I prefer it that way!
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10%
No, I wax!
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20%
No, I like the furry look and never trim the snatch!
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40%
No, I'm not stupid enough to shave in the dark!
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No votes
Yes, so I shaved it all off to even it out!
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30%
 
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

When I am very drunk, like now BWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAEW
I alter myself in some way. Sometimes that involves razors. come on Chester, post it. post it. post it. One time i got very drunk and i shaved my cat. not THAT cat. Bungie, my really cat, she died. not from the shaving, mind you, but she did die. it think she had tumor. and my ex son of a bitch wouldn't let me go to the funeral cause it was under the apple tre that i planted, damn it! he owns that tree, but i planted that damn tree, and he coulnd let me go to the funeral. I'm not bitter, but i would probably shoot him sometimes. i'm coming to cincy to climb soon, and we can all go out and have some beers and stuff. wanno go , Jeff and linda? chester. gretchen? my partmer, jesse the world's nicest fello who lets me climb with him. i love you guys. everryone of you. you wanno go lynne. ill spring through lousville and pick you up! let's all go to slleep nowl. I'm not really that drunk, i'm just not into editing mytyping tonight. i used to tpe 110 2oreds aminute. not tinight. well, im doing itm, but kinda like my climing. up, down, up down, di falling. heeeeeeeeeeheeeeeee.. byeeeeeeee
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

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Gretchen
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Post by Gretchen »

Girlfriend this needs some serious intervention! I'll be right there....hang on!
Just genuinely disengenuous.
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

Owie. What a headache! Thank you, Girly Girl! Rescue me!
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
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Jeff
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Post by Jeff »

I don't know Di, this weekend looks like a red trip might be in order!
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

Yes! The Red! Oh, yes! Gotta go there! Climb, climb, climb! Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
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Pru

Post by Pru »

it's grown back in quite nicely, thank you. A mirror helps.
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tomdarch
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Post by tomdarch »

It seemed to me that the obvious solution would have been to go clean, but then it's not me who would be dealing with the stubble grow in. Yikes!
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

A leetle Valseline eases that problem! I'm sober!
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
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Pru

Post by Pru »

I had another accident, this time with an electric trimmer.

I need a better solution. Why aren't there ever infomercials about this issue??
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Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

Ummm. WOW. I've either never gotten it crooked or my vision isn't great. Do you use a beard trimmer? That's what I use and it's pretty user-friendly I thought. Umm. That can be the next RRGCC workshop. How to evenly trim your bush. I am not signing up for the demo though.
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