Excuses

[TradMike]

And if we hadn't backed off, I probably would have done some huge runout way off route and run into territory above my ability. We later found out the climb is notorious for getting people into trouble.

[rhunt]

Sport:
1-I was climbing at the Red, and the routes were so damn boring and repetitive that I fell asleep and fell off the crux.

Sport:

1.) I was climbing at Jackson Falls, the routes were so covered in wet nasty moss I couldn't see the holds let alone the bolts

2.) I was climbing at Jackson Fall and broke my leg because I decked blowing the clip at the 3rd bolt..or was that the anchors....?

[pigsteak]

that was the chains brah!!!

[busty]

7.My mythos usually rock

I like this excuse. Much better than admitting to being weak or lacking in climbing ability.

[busty]

What about this excuse? - Not necessarily applicable to me, despite my name. "My boobs are too big," or for the guys, "My balls are too big?

[lordjim_2001]

What about this excuse? - Not necessarily applicable to me, despite my name. "My boobs are too big," or for the guys, "My balls are too big?

That should read: "My nuts are too big." Works for both traddies, and sportos.

[ReachHigh]

Pumped out trying to remove a spider at the crux.

[kneebar]

For sport, trad, and bouldering

Ah its to easy........real meaning- my ego 's too big

Its too late

Its too early

I had too much lovin' last night

[Paul3eb]

how could you not mention my personal favorite, especially for the summers at the red:

it's too damn humid!!

[wanderer]

I don't need excuses, everyone already knows I can't climb worth a piss.