Excuses

Placing a cam? Slotting a nut? Slinging a tree?
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

I was climbing with team Jeff once and fell asleep using Jeff's pack for a pillow.
He wanted some gear out of it for a route but didn't want to wake me so he climbed some hard sport instead. You aren't a real traddie until you have slept on a big rock.
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
quicksilver
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excuses

Post by quicksilver »

I'm too damn fat
I'm too damn old
Works for Trad , Sport, Bouldering and
Sex.
"If you smile at me I will understand
Because that is something everybody, everywhere does in the same language"
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

"Let me down; I'm going to throw up!"
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
Roentgen Ray
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Post by Roentgen Ray »

Bitten by lady beetle (bug) at the crux.
Quod me nutrit, me destruit.
Wes
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Post by Wes »

Sport. (esp in the red)

1. It isn't that hard, just pumpy.

Wes
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andy_lemon
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Post by andy_lemon »

1) The Ice melted.
Not a bitch.
TradMike
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Post by TradMike »

The raven was flying against the direction of our travel on the hike in.
J-Rock
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Post by J-Rock »

TradMike wrote:The raven was flying against the direction of our travel on the hike in.
Cool, that's a good one. Is that kind of like a black cat crossing your path?
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Joel
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Post by Joel »

Trad:

1) I had to fiddle with my nuts.
J-Rock
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Post by J-Rock »

Trad:

2) It was a slimy wet crack with green stuff oozing out of it.
"Those iron spikes you use have shortened the life expectancy of the Totem Pole by 50,000 years."

--A Navaho elder
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