Plastic rules

Post by **SCIN** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:13 am

Where else can you:
1. Create your own problems
2. Climb on Font holds, Sandstones, and Granites all on the same problem
3. Rotate a hold just a bit to make it more "doable".

Post by **Wes** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:22 am

4. Drink beer
5. Play whatever music you want
6. Stip the walls whenever you want, leaving *projects* up (or not).

Wes

Post by **kafish2** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:31 am

wow Wes goes to a much better gym than i do.. you can really drink there???

Post by **Wes** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:37 am

For sure. Actually, I think it is a requirement. Along with some *parental advisery* version rap...

Wes

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:46 am

you can even climb behind the wall and press your nut sack against empty t-nut holes and make it come out the otherside like a playdo machine. hairy scrotum noodles really freak people out when their trying to send a problem.

Post by **ynot** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 5:19 am

I bet you could even get holds that look like real hairy scrotums.Wouldnt that be fun?You could pull on your pud.

Post by **rockstar** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 3:11 pm

i don't know. i can do a lot of those things on real boulders too.
1. chip holds to make problems more doable
2. use a ghetto blaster at the crag to bump out some polka
3. get smashed while belaying
you know it's all good.

Post by **busty** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:02 pm

Check out this climbing coop built in an old concrete plant.
http://www.kansascliffclub.com/

Post by **marathonmedic** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:59 pm

Ho, if I ever see your hairy scrotum noodle sticking out of a bolt hole, you'd better watch out! I'm going to tie it around one of the holds so you can savor the experience as long as you'd like.

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 5:25 pm

I like bouldering on plastic when I can't get outside.

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