Scrotum Talks

Post by **ynot** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:08 pm

More More more! we need 3 more pages of this shit just to keep up with the ladies.

Post by **maine** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:01 pm

SANDY, dear God please put a warning before posting such pictures!

Post by **marathonmedic** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:17 pm

I new a guy who had one removed after getting testicular cancer. We got into a discussion about prosthetic replacements. He wanted to get one with a bell (which they do offer), but I recommended getting TWO replacements just to see if anyone was paying attention.

Post by **SCIN** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:51 pm

I like how my balls look like chicken skin when I stretch them really tight. I love grabbing the squiggly veins (vas deferens) and sticking pins in them. I miss putting peanut butter on them and letting my dog lick them.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:57 pm

here's a weird thing that happened to me...i drank heavily one night/morning then went to bed or passed out. when i woke up the next day i had to piss really bad, so i went to the can and then noticed that most of my scrotum was black and blue. it didn't really hurt. i think it was from holding my piss for a really long time. anyone know about this?

Post by **SCIN** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:17 pm

That's the night we played knock-em sock-em with our sacks man!

Post by **J-Rock** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:05 am

Have you guys ever heard the scrotum song?

Scrotum, scrotum, it's a wrinkly crinkly bag of skin.
Scrotum, scrotum, it's the bag that keeps the testes in...

It goes something like that. I can't remember the rest.

Post by **J-Rock** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:08 am

Oh yeah, I knew a guy when I was younger who tried to climb over a barbed wire fence. He fell and got his scrotum snagged. The repair consisted of more than 100 stitches. I also remember a story about his younger brother pissing on an electric fence and getting knocked out.

Talk about some future Darwin Awards! I feel bad for their father. He's probably wondering if his genes will be passed on.

Post by **SCIN** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:23 am

The Electric Fence thing was disproved on Mythbusters. . The piss separates in the air too much to carry a current.

On Mythbusters they had to completely soak the ground the test dummy was standing on, he had to be like 2" from the wire, and he had to be barefoot. Also, the dummy's piss stream had to be very strong. Stronger than any human could produce. This is the only way they could get the stream to carry a current.

Post by **J-Rock** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:27 am

I didn't actually see either incident I just heard about them from their sister. Hmm... even if it doesn't work I definitely won't be pissing on an electric fence.

We used to have a pig that would crawl under the electric fence. He'd squeal and squirm with great commotion. My dad turned off the electric fence and the pig would still squeal and squirm when he crawled under it. I thought pigs were supposed to be smarter than dogs?