Scrotum Talks

Post by **CincySam** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:54 pm

Do me a favor Toad..go join the men in their scrotum talks. or do you even have any balls to talk about? - canadaclimbergirl

So yeah. Um....yeah. Any thoughts?

Post by **ynot** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:35 pm

You ever get a big nasty hemroid on your ass and it leaks brown stuff out your butthole?It gets all over your undies and then it burns.Butt puss makes the best can lube.

Post by **diggum** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:37 pm

Where's the damn barfing face when you need it?

Post by **overhung** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:39 pm

I think the scrotum is probably the oddest looking appendage on the human body.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:37 pm

For a long time the water in the cisterns had been honored as the cause of the scrotal hernia that so many men in the city endured not only without embarassment but with a certain patriotic insolence. When Juvenal Urbino was in elementary school, he could not avoid a spasm of horror at the sight of men with ruptures sitting in their doorways on hot afternoons, fanning their enormous testicle as if it were a child sleeping between their legs. It was said that the hernia whistled like a lubugrious bird on stormy nights and twisted in unbearable pain when a buzzard feather was burned nearby, but no one complained about those discomforts because a large, well-carried rupture was, more than anything else, a display of masculine honor.

-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

Post by **Wes** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:41 pm

overhung wrote:I think the scrotum is probably the oddest looking appendage on the human body.

How is this for a emoticon? Gotta love b.com...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:11 pm

PANDER BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweet!

Let's not forget our own celebrity balls:

<img src="http://www.redriverclimbing.com/RRCGuid ... atcher.jpg">

Post by **marathonmedic** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:29 pm

I've seen guys with liver disease whose tater sack will swell and look like it's holding oranges or, well, taters.

Post by **CincySam** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:00 pm

I knew this guy once who had one a half balls. One of his got twisted and infected, and so they had to carve out half of the infected one with like a melon-scooper and stuffed in a bunch of cotton till it healed.

He used to pull out the cotton and show people the inside of his testicle, which was probably the most awful thing ever.

Post by **overhung** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:06 pm

CincySam wrote:I knew this guy once who had one a half balls. One of his got twisted and infected, and so they had to carve out half of the infected one with like a melon-scooper and stuffed in a bunch of cotton till it healed.

He used to pull out the cotton and show people the inside of his testicle, which was probably the most awful thing ever.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!