Info for the ladies ~sorry guys don't say I didn't warn you

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:55 pm

chester wrote:Sandy,
Could you give me a personal demo on the exact insertion method for this product?????
Pretty please (batting my eyelashes)

of course, my pretty! No cameras, though!! 8)

Post by **canadaclimbergirl** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:04 pm

Sandy wrote:I'm pretty sure Toad was just making a joke. I thought it was pretty funny, too. Are you all on the rag or something?

if he was joking, then i apologize. It is hard to tell on forums if people are serious or not.

No, I'm not on the rag. thanks for asking though.

Post by **overhung** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:08 pm

Sandy wrote:
chester wrote:Sandy,
Could you give me a personal demo on the exact insertion method for this product?????
Pretty please (batting my eyelashes)
of course, my pretty! No cameras, though!! 8)

This thread is good... damn good!

Post by **chester** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:10 pm

ok. so. i decided to give this "instead" thing a try.
I went out to Target last night and got an 8 pack.
Putting it in was not too much of a problem.
Then I went to bed. I tried to sleep, but was too worried how the hell I was going to get the damn thing out. I mean, it's up there!
To make a long story short: Minor explosion. Walls and floor covered in blood. Grossed out boyfriend. Then finally, I managed to get it out.

I went back to "Plan A".
So, if anyone wants to try one out, I have 7 left.

Post by **Artsay** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:26 pm

Post by **diggum** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:29 pm

WHAT???

No way did that happen! Really Chester?

You need to give it another try...I'm not sure how much detail to provide here but you just put a finger in, hook it on the edge & pull it out. Do it over the potty.

Post by **overhung** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:30 pm

Holy Moses!

Post by **chester** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:55 pm

I slipped my finger OVER the pubic bone instead of UNDER. It was 6 am in the morning and I was only half awake. I don't think I was sitting on the toilet correctly either.
Evidently these things create a vacume...it made an actual popping sound...it was so gross!
Tony just HAD to pee at that moment and could wait any longer...I told him to come on in...last time that will happen

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:22 pm

Chester, I'm sorry I wasn't there to help you. It helps, when taking them out, to bear down and push it out a bit. Then you can more easily hook your finger on the thing and slip it out upright with minimal (and eventually no) mess. Dump the contents into the toilet and toss it into the trash. Give it a few more tries before you discount it. It just so happens that we are on the same moon cycle, so come on down if you want me to show you.

Post by **chester** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:35 pm

i love you sandy.