Winter Hand Care

Post by **512OW** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:52 pm

This may be the gayest thread ever. Why would you not want to just use lotion? When you aren't out climbing, what does it matter??? Its not like it stays moist for a whole week....thats why you have the problem in the first place...duh.

Why do you want callouses??? Thats like wearing old school aces with extra thick rubber.....plus, callouses promote injury....that flapper you got....is because of a callous, and will heal slower because it is a callous. Talk to a male gymnast who does rings....they'll tell ya.

Boy, you guys think way too hard about training and maintanence and shit when you should just go climbing and shut up.

Geez....gayness.

Post by **512OW** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:54 pm

longlegsrule wrote:
diggum wrote:Stop using my Metolius chalk? Isn't all chalk a drying agent?
Super Chalk Features:

The #1-selling brand of climbing chalk in America!
The original chalk specifically formulated for rock climbing
A safe drying agent is added to the highest-quality magnesium carbonate for maximum sweat absorption and friction.
Packaged in re-sealable, zippered plastic bags (except 5 lb.)
Available in 1/2 lb. bag, (2.5 and 5oz. bags coming soon!)
Or, try the Chalk Sock:
-Refillable sock for gym or home use
-Reduces dust
-2 oz.

It's got some sort of antiperspirant in it....

Haha...this is hilarious....the power of bullshitting. Its all chalk, man

Post by **ynot** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:27 am

If its all the same,then pool hall chaulk will work just as well?

Post by **diggum** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:38 am

I got flappers way before I had callouses. Jackass.

Post by **marathonmedic** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 3:13 am

ynot wrote:If its all the same,then pool hall chaulk will work just as well?

Do you think if we mixed different colors of chalk together people might quit whining about marks on the rock? On that note, has anyone ever heard of an environmentally colored chalk?

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:40 am

512OW wrote:This may be the gayest thread ever. Why would you not want to just use lotion? When you aren't out climbing, what does it matter??? Its not like it stays moist for a whole week....thats why you have the problem in the first place...duh.

Why do you want callouses??? Thats like wearing old school aces with extra thick rubber.....plus, callouses promote injury....that flapper you got....is because of a callous, and will heal slower because it is a callous. Talk to a male gymnast who does rings....they'll tell ya.

Boy, you guys think way too hard about training and maintanence and shit when you should just go climbing and shut up.

Geez....gayness.

thanks for clearing the lotion question up and the mention of a male gymnast. that is definitely not gay. thanks for the unambiguously heterosexual response.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:41 am

oh wait...i mean thanks for making this thread the official "gay butt sex thread of the day".

Post by **512OW** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:46 am

ynot wrote:If its all the same,then pool hall chaulk will work just as well?

Yes, it will.

Post by **512OW** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:47 am

diggum wrote:I got flappers way before I had callouses. Jackass.

Nope, you didn't. Flappers happen where a callouse is forming. Proven fact. Ask any athlete who uses their hands to support them. Pole vaulters, gymnasts, etc... all take great care NOT to let callouses form to PREVENT flappers.

Jackass.

Post by **512OW** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:48 am

marathonmedic wrote:
ynot wrote:If its all the same,then pool hall chaulk will work just as well?
Do you think if we mixed different colors of chalk together people might quit whining about marks on the rock? On that note, has anyone ever heard of an environmentally colored chalk?

Yes. It was out and didn't go over well.