I don't think any job should make a person wear a tie. That's like saying I HAVE to wear make-up or panty hose. I wanna wear a uniform so I never have to think about something as trivial as fashion
When you go to your car tonight I will pop up from the back seat and place a plastic bag over your head. It will make a sound like blowing a blade of grass between your thumbs as you try to scream. I will record the sound of it and sample it into a rave song. Kids around the world will trip on ecstacy to the sound of your death.