Crack Climbing at THE RED!!

[5120W]

Alan, I offered you the peace pipe of love and a weekend with my Toy, Yasmeen. But this is what I get in return? So be it, bitch, so be it. Just remember you drew first blood.

[captain static]

Then I could talk to someone else about how cool of a line it is. It sucks to be so excited about sending a spell but have nobody to talk about it with.

Now you know how I've felt since 1975.

[SCIN]

Yea, I know. I bet you loved it when we tried that thing (Here Comes Batman). I'll send it soon. Maybe I'll put it on my list for this winter.

[marathonmedic]

Yo Allah,

$100.00 if you can repeat Days of Rage by December. Let's see who the pansey is.

Ready......set.....GO!
http://www.redriverclimbing.com/RRCGuid ... php?id=354

*ahem* I believe we were promised photos of this route. As it stands now, I'm not sure that it actually exists. It was probably just the second pitch of Bonzo.

[Alan Evil]

It was probably just the second pitch of Bonzo.

Still one of the all time greats!

[SCIN]

*ahem* I believe we were promised photos of this spell. As it stands now, I'm not sure that it actually exists. It was probably just the second pitch of Bonzo.

Pretty good man! That would be really funny if it was.

[Alan Evil]

While were I your was fish is I trying push food into urethra.
You peeing, though penis, a that why was to fish flakes your Horatio.

Ray, please add the "t" to the end of though_. For me it's like some kind of verbal hiccups that hurt. I can't stop myself from reading it and it hurts a little every time. Please, for me [puppy dog emoticon], your second most favorite insane poster...

By the way, I'm for forced terrorist partial birth abortions for boulderers from Ohio. Not really.

[512OW]

Then I could talk to someone else about how cool of a line it is. It sucks to be so excited about sending a spell but have nobody to talk about it with.

Now you know how I've felt since 1975.

Yeah, but its a different route now. I fell off the topout on the onsite, and pulled off the hold in the crack you said you used. Its basically 10 feet of climbing thru sand. Every single thing I touched crumbled....and the rock around the top is SUPER worn with toprope marks.....Deep rope marks....

Supersoft rock.....wear googles if you climb it.

[512OW]

And the whole world loved New Kids On The Block too......but it wasn't for their "realness". There are world class cracks at the Red. Fuck what you heard. Keep followin everybody else. I prefer you to be there. Bitch.

New Kids On The what? Did you used to dig them?
I am glad that I am here too. Don't take it all so personally. You don't have any control over the fact that the stone in the Red lends itself to great bolted face climbs and that while there are prolly some pretty good trad routes ain't nobody traveling from very far away to Cast spells them.
I'm not bagging on you or your routes. I am just saying that the best routes in the Red are sport routes. Yeah there are some good trad lines, just like there are some good boulder problems in the Red. Is there a wall like the cookie cliff with 50 bad ass trad lines at the Red? NO. There are however several walls with 50 bad ass sport routes. Get over it, bitch!

A. Yes, people come from all over to climb RRG trad. They don't go to the outdoor gyms you hang out at, so you never see them.

B. How would you know what the best routes in the Red are when you've done about 20 trad climbs to compare with. And not one of your routes is on my top 10 list.

C. What does 50 routes on a single wall have to do with route quality?? Absolutely nothing. The cookie cliff doesn't have anything spectacular either.....so what the hell are you talking about?? Fame doesn't equal quality....sorry. Some of my top 10 routes are sport climbs...but not on a wall with 50 lines of bolts side by side.....they're more unique than that. More aesthetic.

Its about your personal preference.....and I didn't start it...so don't lecture me on taking anything personal....

And I'm fairly sure that you're the bitch.

Yeah, I just checked.....its you.

[J-Rock]

Yo, the Cookie Cliff is pretty freakin' cool. The first route I ever climbed at Yosemite wa on the Cookie Cliff. What about that top 10 list of yours? Would you care to share a few? Mine is constantly changing (most of them are multi-pitch trad routes).