Lurker coming out party

Post by **SCIN** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:11 pm

I love to shove tonka toys into my dick hole and then bend it around and try to drive the tractor into my bleeding asshole! Choo choo!

Post by **SCIN** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:11 pm

Man, that is NOT what I wrote!

Post by **longlegsrule** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:34 pm

uh...

Post by **Danny** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:53 pm

SCIN wrote:I love to shove tonka toys into my dick hole and then bend it around and try to drive the tractor into my bleeding asshole! Choo choo!

Man that sounds about as painful as the story you and Ho were telling me at the RRC party about shoving apples up your butts and pulling the stems out your pee holes.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:26 pm

yeah danny, crazy but true. the coolest part was when ray grabbed the apple stem with his teeth and gently pulled the apple in to the end of my urethra. i then danced to odubs beatboxing while thrashing rays head with my apple filled dick hole. it was soooo funny when i later peed out applesauce! oh my!

Post by **512OW** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:00 pm

meetVA wrote:
512OW wrote: Now its Alan Evils turn to turn and run like a deer
I would like to raise an objection to your "little nursery school rhyme".
Do you really have to use the word "deer" in your insult. Effectively you have just demoralized, marginalized, ostrasized and criticized the Cervidae community.

I think I'm going to try to start a new insulting phrase.
"Oh that is so 512OW"
definition. Verbalizing with simplicity to hide a lack of real imagination.

BAM!

C'mon now. YOU KNOW you don't want any. I verbalize with simplicity so that you might better understand it.

And if you must know, I'd effectively and gladly hit one of those same Cervidae with my Mazda if he or she got in my damn way. Or you, for that matter.

But lemme know if you have any worthwhile flaming to do.....I'll gladly send you the way of Alan and Stronghand.....

Post by **meetVA** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:11 pm

512OW wrote: C'mon now. YOU KNOW you don't want any. I verbalize with simplicity so that you might better understand it.

And if you must know, I'd effectively and gladly hit one of those same Cervidae with my Mazda if he or she got in my damn way. Or you, for that matter.

But lemme know if you have any worthwhile flaming to do.....I'll gladly send you the way of Alan and Stronghand.....

Oh dear, I seem to have struck a nerve. Me thinks he doth protest too much.

Post by **longlegsrule** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:21 pm

512OW wrote: I'll gladly send you the way of Alan and Stronghand.....

we wanna hear it!!! You've stopped on the other guys...

Post by **Toad** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:32 pm

Post by **512OW** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:58 pm

meetVA wrote: Oh dear, I seem to have struck a nerve. Me thinks he doth protest too much.

Me thinks this is 2004. You speaking Shakespearian is ridiculous.