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Artsay
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Hey CCG...
Do you like the way your farts smell?
Does he have a strange bear claw like appendage protruding from his neck? He kep petting it.
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Hey Artsay...
I love you.
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Artsay wrote:Hey CCG...
Do you like the way your farts smell?
we all like the smell of our own brand.

:lol: HAHA kidding. I think farts in general are gross. however, sometimes they are funny.
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Crankmas
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CCG, I find your demeanor quite charming, have you made it to the Red yet?
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Post by Yasmeen »

Here's something I just thought of...

Why are thongs more of a turn-on than regular underwear? When I'm attracted to a guy, the thought of him wearing boxers is just as much of a turn-on as the thought of him wearing tighty whiteys. Ah, well.
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Yasmeen wrote:Why are thongs more of a turn-on than regular underwear? When I'm attracted to a guy, the thought of him wearing boxers is just as much of a turn-on as the thought of him wearing tighty whiteys. Ah, well.
yasmeen, that is just plain gross. a guy in thongs? i don't like my own butt in a thong much less someone else's.

i think ray is missing a vital point of thong wearage. and that is to floss your bottom. clean it, if you will. then you don't need to do ray's water wipe clean.

personally i like my butts-for-viewing-pleasure to be clad in prana.
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Post by lordjim_2001 »

meetVA wrote:personally i like my butts-for-viewing-pleasure to be clad in prana.
Well I'll say that this would be the only good thing about bringing back lycra as crag wear. Easier to look at a chick's butt.
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Artsay
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Hey CCG...
Do you masturbate?
Does he have a strange bear claw like appendage protruding from his neck? He kep petting it.
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Post by meetVA »

Artsay wrote:Hey CCG...
Do you like the way your farts smell?
Artsay wrote:Hey CCG...
Do you masturbate?
michelle, i'm starting to wonder if your screen name has been highjacked!

i totally had an impression of you being a sweet- but - BAMF climber and now the inquisitive tabloid reporter! a climber of many colors.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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only the dead know the end of masturbation
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