Horatio Felacio wrote: i do remember someone cleaning something up for me towards the end. thanks to the mystery person i think?
i don't know how many people were around cleaning up after you. i remember cleaning smashed banana, honey and marker off the floor after the tidal wave of hillarious hofo antics passed. i don't know which is better a drunk hofo or a sober one?
my favorite was when you tried to stuff yourself into the refrigerator. classic.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Yeah...Horatio....that was easily the easiest battle ever. I only needed 6 lines. I'm fairly sure thats a new record. I'll let it slide since you were completely tanked. I'm sure you would have beaten me had you been sober.
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