Movies, music, food, blood, dogs, Horatio.....
haas
Posts: 694 Joined: Tue May 25, 2004 5:06 pm
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by haas » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:54 am
I drink grape juice because O.J. kills
marathonmedic
Posts: 1557 Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2004 3:01 am
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by marathonmedic » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:28 am
Red sticker that says "If this is blue, you're driving too fast." --seen across the street from the physics building
Ticking is gym climbing outdoors.
strum
Posts: 296 Joined: Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:25 pm
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by strum » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:07 am
wow, I work in a biology department, but I haven't heard a "science dork joke" like that in a long, long time
4679 posts sine my last visit... I've been skiing too much
rhino
Posts: 323 Joined: Fri Sep 27, 2002 2:56 pm
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by rhino » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:54 pm
fat people are harder to kidnap
"Hookers and drugs man. Money can't buy happiness but it's really hard not to smile when you're in a cheap hotel room surrounded by hookers and drugs." ~ Charlie
charlie
Posts: 3219 Joined: Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:55 pm
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by charlie » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:22 pm
Saw this last night....
11/2/04 - End of an Error
Don McGlone
Posts: 567 Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 11:16 pm
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by Don McGlone » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:06 pm
"Coonhunt With Blueticks" and "Waddayasayerbuddy"
On the same truck in the parking lot of Wal-Mart last night.
Shedding off one more layer of skin
Keeping one step ahead of the persecutor within
overhung
Posts: 1301 Joined: Mon Oct 07, 2002 9:18 pm
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by overhung » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:29 pm
I wish my wife was as dirty as my car
Guns don't kill people. Bullets flying realy realy fast kill people
Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it!
So you're a feminist, isn't that cute
Horn Broke. Watch for finger.
YOU!!! Out of the gene pool
If you can't feed'em don't breed'em
http://www.dumbbumpers.com/bumpers.php? ... pers&cid=5
I've had just about enough of this shit.
squeezindlemmon
Posts: 1452 Joined: Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:02 pm
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by squeezindlemmon » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:43 pm
Saw this one at the Red, something along the lines of:
Gas, Grass, or Ass
There's no such thing as a free ride
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. ~Bob Marley
canadaclimbergirl
Posts: 742 Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:15 pm
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by canadaclimbergirl » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:04 pm
'against abortion? don't have one'
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. ~Jane Sellman
marathonmedic
Posts: 1557 Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2004 3:01 am
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by marathonmedic » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:04 pm
squeezindlemmon wrote: Saw this one at the Red, something along the lines of:
Gas, Grass, or Ass
There's no such thing as a free ride
I saw that one on the
inside of an ambulance once!