EMERGENCY INTERVENTION!!! _Trad climbers call to action!

Post by **512OW** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:31 am

To hell with that. Good riddance. The fewer crack climbers.....the longer it'll be before I ever have to wait in line.

Go boulder, I say. The little rocks are calling your name. Practice practice practice. You wouldn't want twist your wittle ankle now would you?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:22 pm

No. We absolutely cannot lose Rhino to the practice climbing cult. Friday night next week, hippie house - INTERVENTION TIME.

Who is bringing the fur-lined handcuffs?

Post by **Meadows** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:31 pm

You can borrow mine.

Post by **Wes** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:25 pm

By next Friday it will be to late. Once Rhino has experenced hound ears, and all the cool stuff that goes along with it, he will never look back. _PURE CLIMBING has changed his life, won't you let it change yours?

When was the last time some chuffers had him doing 4 minute abs with some hot climbing chicks? I have seen the changes, and the changes are good. After a season of Rolling with the _PURE CLIMBING crew, Rhino will crush your silly routes with his NEW POWER for an "active rest day".

Wes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:36 pm

this is a fight for Rhino's very soul!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:37 pm

I may just have to bring the big gun back from out west...

Post by **climbhigh** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:38 pm

his soul has already been taken over. you just need to accept it.

dont fear for rhino, you need to worry about yourself. your name is very close to being called on. the dark side needs you, and will have you.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:50 pm

so does rhino have a uniform yet? yellow tinted sunglasses? baggy pants? what about a new language? yo that's phat! bwaaaaa!!! does he play karate with other faggot boulderres while resting? bouldering sucks ass.

Post by **Meadows** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:55 pm

Sandy wrote:I may just have to bring the big gun back from out west...

I don't think that will work. Did you not see the big smile on his face as he worked the problems at Hawks Nest? You need to stop staring at asses and look at the faces.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:09 pm

Meadows wrote:
Sandy wrote:I may just have to bring the big gun back from out west...
I don't think that will work. Did you not see the big smile on his face as he worked the problems at Hawks Nest? You need to stop staring at asses and look at the faces.