EMERGENCY INTERVENTION!!! _Trad climbers call to action!

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TradMike
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Post by TradMike »

Yep, that's Olive Oil.
meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

rhino wrote:help...
rhino! don't do it man. don't give up the bling bling!
remember, all aspects of climbing are awesome!
don't become a charismatic _boulderer!
be a charismatic climber!
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Post by Meadows »

I had this dream last night that Wes and Charlie showed up at my door wearing white shirts with black ties. They had this gigantic Book of Mormon as a crash pad ...

I think this is a cover up for their proselytizing endeavor. Sure they want to take everyone on a "_bouldering trip".
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Post by captain static »

The most balanced route I ever did was the NW face of Mt. Shuksan in the Cascades including one pitch of vertical ice, one mixed rock & ice pitch, and 1,700 feet of 5.7 rock climbing. Rhino, that is pure climbing.
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rhino
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Post by rhino »

Maybe you ladies can save my soul at the party next Friday night. Remember, you must do "whatever" it takes to get me back on the right path.
"Hookers and drugs man. Money can't buy happiness but it's really hard not to smile when you're in a cheap hotel room surrounded by hookers and drugs." ~ Charlie
t bone
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Post by t bone »

Bouldering is way fun, i have probably done more bouldering than roped climbing. It makes you better trad and sport climber. I own a store bought crash pad along with several homemade ones.
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Post by Yasmeen »

rhino wrote:Maybe you ladies can save my soul at the party next Friday night. Remember, you must do "whatever" it takes to get me back on the right path.
Wow, this is strangely reminiscent of last Tuesday...

Yasi: What happened to your hand?
Rhino: It's not that bad, just kinda hurt it on the crack machine.
Wes: *jabs Rhino*
Rhino: I mean-- Oh! Oh! It hurts! I don't think I can cope!
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climbhigh
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Post by climbhigh »

Charlie, check
Don M, check
Rhino , check
Who's next ????

Before long _Pure climbers will rule the world. We will start padding the base of all routes with 16 feet of pads and will start highballing all lines. There is no nead for gear. The climbing companies want you to think that it wil save your life, its all lies. They are brain washing you and taking advantage of your fears for their capital gain.
Revolt !
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

I want a crash pad.. Just so I dont break my leg starting some of those trad lines.
Ive been spit off on my first piece more than once.
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meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

rhino--here's another thought on why not to get ride of your bling bling.
remember NRG? where would you have been on that trip without a good rack? i wouldn't have hung out with you if you hadn't been so well racked.

just a thought.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
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