favorite quotes

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 11:55 pm

what's everybody's favorite quote?

the one i like at the moment is:

"if i were a piano player i'd play in the goddamn closet!"
j.r. salinger

Post by **chester** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 12:01 am

Men are like a fine wine...
They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Just saw that one the other day.

Post by **merrick** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 12:23 am

We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt
to formulate insight is a play on words. - Neils Bohr

Post by **merrick** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 12:25 am

too many quotes.....

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will."
--Jawaharlal Nehru

"Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are."
--Madeline L'Engle

"We have to live today by what truth we can get today and be ready tomorrow to call it falsehood."M-J --William James

"Nothing is so firmly believed as that which is least known."
--Michel de Montaigne

ahhhhhhh

Post by **no grain** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 12:37 am

"You'll ain' got enough here to cuss a cat on without gittin' yo' mouf full of hair."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:34 am

"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." -- Jack Handy

Post by **ynot** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:35 am

Can you stuff a banana in that pie hole,sideways?

Larry King

Post by **dipsi** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 6:44 am

The only thing men are good for; they're not good at.

Peg Bundy

Post by **Artsay** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 9:48 pm

"Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans." -John Lennon

"If you think you can, or if you think you can't, you're probably right" - ?

DaggerX · Post by **DaggerX** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 10:33 pm

my fav. is one any young man should use on a first date. When you pull up getting ready to drop her off at her house, befour she says good buy get her attention and look down at your "dong" and say " IT"S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF!!!"

DaggerX