favorite sayings.

Post by **Meadows** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:49 am

Spragwa, Or my favorite: He's all foam and no beer!

Post by **RQClimber** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:50 pm

Appetite:
-I'm so hungry I could the ass end out of a dead rhino.

Fear:
-That boy's got more nervous ticks than a belfast parking valet.

Nervousness:
-She's as skiddish as a virgin on prison night at the rodeo

Defeat:
-I feel like I've been eat by a wolf, and sh*t over a clif.

Utter coolness:
-That's slicker than snot on a pigs ass.

I'll have to drink more glenmorangie to jar my memory of some of my other favorites

Post by **Crankmas** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:17 pm

as nervous as a cat shitting razor blades, found out I have some Indian blood, apparently I'm 40% slapaho

Post by **dipsi** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:48 pm

Some Kentuckyisms:

Tastes so good it makes you want to jump up and slap your granny!

I haven't (insert verb) that since Hector was a pup!

So ugly you'd have to tie a pork chop on him to get a dog to lick him.

And you can shit and fall back in it!

So hungry my stomach thinks my throat's been slit!

Dumber'n a coal bucket!

Colder than a well digger's ass.

Post by **Spragwa** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:46 pm

Man, I forgot about the first one Dipsi...good call.

Post by **Don McGlone** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:55 pm

Harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Busier than a cat covering up shit on a marble floor.
Colder than a penguin turd.
Hornier than a three-dicked dog.
Harder than a wedding night dick.
So hard a cat couldn't scatch it.
Fucked up as a can of worms.
Slick as a minnow's dick.
Steeper than a cow's face.

Post by **Spragwa** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:58 pm

Hornier than a 10-peckered billy goat.

Sweatin like a whore in church.

Colder than a witches titty.

slicker than owl shit

Post by **dipsi** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:34 am

I could eat the south end of a north bound skunk.
Looks like he was rode hard and put up wet.
He can eat crackers in my bed anytime.

Threats used to prolong the actually fighting:

I"ll kick your ass so hard, you'll have to unbutton your collar to pee!
I'll rip off your head and spit down your neck!
I'll start a shoe factory in your ass!
I'll open a can of Crab Orchard whoop ass on you.
(yeah, I'm actually from there!)

Post by **Spragwa** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:51 am

I'll hit you so hard your grandchildren will feel it.

Guy looks like he's smuggling plums

If I was any better I'd be twins

Swollen like a poisoned pup (my mama says that and I hate it)

Eyes are a bit wide set (referring to someone who might be inbred)

Post by **dipsi** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:59 am

Following a chill: Someone just walked on my grave.

She's so stupid if you say hi to her, she's stumped for an answer.
That sex was so good, my neighbor lit a cigarette.
He's not sure if he's pitching or batting.
Did your mother have any children that lived?
He's a good argument for birth control.