favorite sayings.

Movies, music, food, blood, dogs, Horatio.....
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

squeezindlemmon, Off topic, why are you "One the road AGAIN"? I thought you were still in Indy.
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ender_xx
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Post by ender_xx »

A friend of mine said to me "If i was either taller or shorter i could send it"
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GWG
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Post by GWG »

And you give them penalty slack, right?
Absolutely!! :mrgreen:
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squeezindlemmon
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Post by squeezindlemmon »

Meadows wrote:squeezindlemmon, Off topic, why are you "On the road AGAIN"? I thought you were still in Indy.
Well, that's what my mother exclaimed when she called... She says I'm never at work, at home, in Indy or in KY. I'm always in my car driving to someplace! :P
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. ~Bob Marley
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magnetic62nd
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Post by magnetic62nd »

when commenting on a friends shitty truck...

"that thing couldn't pull a greasey string out of a cat's ass"
"Insanity is the exception in individuals. In groups, parties, peoples, and times it is the rule."
Friedrich [Wilhelm] Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
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J-Rock
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Post by J-Rock »

That's a mean trick of trying to say that the holds outside are not on. Extra penalty slack for you! Hmm.. how about getting short-roped? :twisted:
"Those iron spikes you use have shortened the life expectancy of the Totem Pole by 50,000 years."

--A Navaho elder
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vic
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Post by vic »

Climber: Screaming to belayer, and letting 'em know that he/she is about to fall... followed by a reflection on why he/she is on lead, stuck, pumped out of his/her mind, and his/her last pro is 25 feet down...

Belayer (probably Arno):"hummm.... that's INTERESTING... |pause| |moment of silence|

[MY FAVORITE... actually helped me out more than I can possibly tell you.]
! Enough with all that detestation ALREADY !
Smile & be thankful for what you have.
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

Speaking of Arno....overheard to say approximately 300 times one weekend:

"Dipsi, you have a tendency not to listen to me!" :oops: :? :shock:
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
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sirtoots
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Post by sirtoots »

"She looked like death eating a cracker" -my grandmother.
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Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

Man I forgot some of my favorites:

You couldn't find your ass with both hands and a road map.

Cut off your nose to spite your face.

You're dumber than the average rock.

__ has a face only a mama could love.

Don't worry honey, his balls aren't lined with gold, you'll have good sex again someday soon. Or..

Your vagina isn't lined with gold, of course he could have sex with someone else and not consider you.

You know, the normal disparaging comments. I love them!
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

-Everlast
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