favorite sayings.

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:48 pm

This is very profound.

Yasmeen wrote:
People think that a liar gains a victory over his victim. ...

Post by **magnetic62nd** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:48 pm

Here's one my great grandmother used to say when her kids were asking for something:

"Why don't you wish in one hand and shit in the other, and we'll see which one fills up the fastest!"

She was great.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:51 pm

Billy Bob Thornton uses that line in Bad Santa, it's great.

Post by **TradMike** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:18 pm

Give him a rope and he thinks he's a cowboy

Post by **longlegsrule** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:32 pm

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch."

Post by **young'n climber** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:47 pm

Longlegs, what movie is that from again? I can't think of it? Isn't it like national lampoons xmas vacation? or something with chevy chase?

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:50 pm

Will Ferral(sp?) in Anchorman. That's the most recent incarnation of it. I bet it isn't the first time it's been used.

I have a few that are good but they don't clear the rules. Ahh my former Navy friend.

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:53 pm

C is for Cookie. Oh Cookie! Cookie! Cookie!

~Cookie Monster

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:54 pm

For I am a simple bear with a simple mind, and big words bother me.

~Winnie the Pooh, Tao of Pooh

**This is the thought that comes to mind every time I feel discombobulated by Spragwa's or VA's posts.

Post by **longlegsrule** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 6:04 pm

lordjim_2001 wrote:Will Ferral(sp?) in Anchorman. That's the most recent incarnation of it. I bet it isn't the first time it's been used.

you are correct...I would have posted one from Brick....but there were way too many funny ones to choose from....to think I didn't even really like the movie....save for Brick