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meetVA
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favorite sayings.

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Without going into details, while working tonight I was reminded of this too-true to life saying:

Women have many flaws but men only two--everything they say and everything they do.
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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Artsay
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Post by Artsay »

If you think you can...
Or if you think you can't...
You're probably right.
Does he have a strange bear claw like appendage protruding from his neck? He kep petting it.
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Post by Yasmeen »

The full version of the line in my sig line right now:
People think that a liar gains a victory over his victim. What I've learned is that a lie is an act of self-abdication, because one surrenders one's reality to the person to whom one lies, making that person one's master, condemning oneself from then on to faking the sort of reality that person's view requires to be faked. And if one gains the immediate purpose of the lie-- the price one pays is the destruction of that which the gain was intended to serve.
That really blew me away when I read it. I never do it justice when I try to repeat it, but it's an amazing paragraph.
"I snatched defeat from the jaws of victory." --Paul
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

"(insert name of person) got burnt redder 'an a foxes butt at pokeberry time" - uncle
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
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Post by young'n climber »

In a world full of pussies sometimes you just have to stand up and be a dick.
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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The quest for certainty blocks the search for meaning. Uncertainty is the very condition to impel man to unfold his powers.
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Post by ynot »

It's casual!
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
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Post by dipsi »

I knew he/she was lying; his/her mouth was moving!
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

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Post by Spragwa »

I have a lot. One of my favorites is " you are about as worthless as tits on a boar hog." That's just all class. :twisted:
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

-Everlast
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Post by SikMonkey »

When someone says "if" this and "if" that , you say
"If my aunt had balls, she would be an uncle."

Mj
...quitting drinking is kinda like washing your hands after you take a crap...why start now?
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Post by Wes »

So many...

Some team Suck truisms...

"When I have a 50-50 chance at getting it right, I find I am correct about half the time"

"Sometimes you have to be mean to be funny"

and of course "You SUCK", best after someone falls, post crux, on a project. Say it loud!!

Wes
"There is no secret ingredient"

Po, the kung fu panda
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