Random Jokes! Lets Hear em'

Post by **dipsi** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:14 am

Send 'em over!

Post by **dipsi** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:24 am

tomdarch wrote:

On the one hand, 4th cousins aren't a big deal, genetically speaking. On the other hand, that sounds like some serious country culture to actually know that someone is a cousin four times removed!?!

Yeah, my culture goes back to Harlan, (i.e., "Bloody Harlan") KY. Everyone married young, so great-great granrandparents, and great-great aunts and uncles were plentiful and close-by. Very common to play with fourth cousins. I know fourth is not seriously close, but we always had plenty of jokes to throw out to people. Still like to kid about it. You know, "So do you think our kids might have had three feet?" Fun.

Post by **Wes** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:10 pm

Why can't cathlics play golf? You can't get four of them together without a fith.

Why don't southern baptists make love standing up? They wouldn't want anyone to think they were dancing.

Wes

Post by **GWG** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:00 am

Why do you always take 2 baptist along when playing golf? If only one comes along, he drinks all the beer!

Did you know toothpaste was invented in Tennessee? If it were invented any place else, it would have been called teethpaste.

Post by **alien2** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:42 pm

This Catholic priest and Jewish rabbi are chatting
priest: Let's go screw a choir boy!
rabbi: Out of what?

Post by **TradMike** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:33 pm

This dyslexic guy walks into a bra

Post by **spuzo** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:32 pm

TradMike wrote:This dyslexic guy walks into a bra

brilliant

Post by **dipsi** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:45 pm

Old variation:

Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic?

Stayed up all night contemplating the existence of Dog!

Post by **tomdarch** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:34 pm

dipsi wrote:tomdarch wrote:
On the one hand, 4th cousins aren't a big deal, genetically speaking. On the other hand, that sounds like some serious country culture to actually know that someone is a cousin four times removed!?!
Yeah, my culture goes back to Harlan, (i.e., "Bloody Harlan") KY. Everyone married young, so great-great granrandparents, and great-great aunts and uncles were plentiful and close-by. Very common to play with fourth cousins. I know fourth is not seriously close, but we always had plenty of jokes to throw out to people. Still like to kid about it. You know, "So do you think our kids might have had three feet?" Fun.

I just realized that socializing with (and occasionally marrying) your fourth cousins (not to mention knowing who they are) is very 'country', it's also very 'blue blood'.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:17 pm

why do catholics suck at chess? they can't tell a bishop from a queen.