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what about this:
horatio likes the sink to puke,
and later the crapper to duke.
it makes him happy,
almost as much as a round of slappy.
wild turkey danny likes for a snack,
and before throwing horatio into a spice rack.
in the morning he hurls,
and i bet his vision swirls.
horatio likes the sink to puke,
and later the crapper to duke.
it makes him happy,
almost as much as a round of slappy.
wild turkey danny likes for a snack,
and before throwing horatio into a spice rack.
in the morning he hurls,
and i bet his vision swirls.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
Ynot.........................
Ranger at the window,
Interior view clear,
My wonderful partmer,
Hands me the beer!
"We'll go find this crag,
Let's get packing!"
Five hours later,
Still bushwacking!
Strong and determined,
Not likely to bail,
Still I can dust him
All over the trail!
"It's overhung here,
Dry climbin' you bet!"
Somehow this belayer,
Winds up all wet!
"You can do this!
Nice move there, girl!"
Suddenly I'm the best
Climber in the world.
Could climb with the best
Anywhere, anytime,
But he takes me out there
And lets me climb...................
Ranger at the window,
Interior view clear,
My wonderful partmer,
Hands me the beer!
"We'll go find this crag,
Let's get packing!"
Five hours later,
Still bushwacking!
Strong and determined,
Not likely to bail,
Still I can dust him
All over the trail!
"It's overhung here,
Dry climbin' you bet!"
Somehow this belayer,
Winds up all wet!
"You can do this!
Nice move there, girl!"
Suddenly I'm the best
Climber in the world.
Could climb with the best
Anywhere, anytime,
But he takes me out there
And lets me climb...................