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young'n climber
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by young'n climber » Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:36 am
I dont get it meetva?
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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meetVA
Posts: 1883 Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:13 pm
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by meetVA » Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:47 pm
young'n, i recommend that you read the joke aloud.
don't think too literally.
if you still don't get it pm me your number and i'll tell the joke to you personally.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
kclimb
Posts: 106 Joined: Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:57 pm
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by kclimb » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:30 am
Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken
J-Rock
Posts: 1936 Joined: Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:30 pm
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by J-Rock » Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:46 am
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the opossum that it could be done.
kclimb
Posts: 106 Joined: Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:57 pm
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by kclimb » Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:54 pm
You might be a redneck if you and your dog both pee behind the same tree.
dipsi
Posts: 4217 Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2002 9:54 pm
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by dipsi » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:39 pm
Or if you've had at least one relative die right after saying, "Hey! Watch this!"
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.
Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
kclimb
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by kclimb » Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:31 pm
Or if you answer "Yes" to the question on the marriage license application that asks if you're related!
Yep, in ky this question really exists. Anyone ever been to Pikeville? They answer yes a lot there!
dipsi
Posts: 4217 Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2002 9:54 pm
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by dipsi » Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:52 pm
Actually about in any rural county!
I dated my fourth cousin in high school. He's still a hottie!
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.
Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
tomdarch
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by tomdarch » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:43 pm
dipsi wrote: Actually about in any rural county!
I dated my fourth cousin in high school. He's still a hottie!
On the one hand, 4th cousins aren't a big deal, genetically speaking. On the other hand, that sounds like some serious country culture to actually know that someone is a cousin
four times removed !?!
Bacon is meat candy.
Spragwa
Posts: 3650 Joined: Sat Jan 25, 2003 4:05 pm
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by Spragwa » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:21 pm
Don't worry Dipsi. My cousins are hot too. Most of them are too old for me
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.
-Everlast