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young'n climber
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Post by young'n climber »

I dont get it meetva?
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meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

young'n, i recommend that you read the joke aloud.
don't think too literally.

if you still don't get it pm me your number and i'll tell the joke to you personally. :shock:
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kclimb
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Post by kclimb »

Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken
J-Rock
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Post by J-Rock »

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To prove to the opossum that it could be done.
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Post by kclimb »

You might be a redneck if you and your dog both pee behind the same tree.
dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

Or if you've had at least one relative die right after saying, "Hey! Watch this!" :shock:
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kclimb
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Post by kclimb »

Or if you answer "Yes" to the question on the marriage license application that asks if you're related!

Yep, in ky this question really exists. Anyone ever been to Pikeville? They answer yes a lot there! :lol:
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Post by dipsi »

Actually about in any rural county! :oops: I dated my fourth cousin in high school. He's still a hottie!
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Post by tomdarch »

dipsi wrote:Actually about in any rural county! :oops: I dated my fourth cousin in high school. He's still a hottie!
On the one hand, 4th cousins aren't a big deal, genetically speaking. On the other hand, that sounds like some serious country culture to actually know that someone is a cousin four times removed!?! :lol:
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Post by Spragwa »

Don't worry Dipsi. My cousins are hot too. Most of them are too old for me :lol:
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