Random Jokes! Lets Hear em'
How many boulderers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb, two to spot for him, and three to shout "Yeah dude yeah, YOU CAN DO IT DUDE!!!"
Six. One to change the bulb, two to spot for him, and three to shout "Yeah dude yeah, YOU CAN DO IT DUDE!!!"
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
~ Napoleon Dynamite
~ Napoleon Dynamite
A rather shy gentleman with one wooden eye decides that in order to escape isolation for the rest of his existence he is going to attend a local-community-single's dance.
He dresses rather nicely for the occassion (b/c other than the wooden eye, he really is quite a dasher) and enters the party.
Scoping out the room he sees a woman who looks like she might be a little bit shy, like he. He walks up to this pretty wallflower and says, "Excuse me Miss, but would you care to dance with me?"
She replies excitedly, "WOULD I?"
He looks at her dejectedly and immaturely replies, "Big Nose! Big Nose!"
He dresses rather nicely for the occassion (b/c other than the wooden eye, he really is quite a dasher) and enters the party.
Scoping out the room he sees a woman who looks like she might be a little bit shy, like he. He walks up to this pretty wallflower and says, "Excuse me Miss, but would you care to dance with me?"
She replies excitedly, "WOULD I?"
He looks at her dejectedly and immaturely replies, "Big Nose! Big Nose!"
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
