Random Jokes! Lets Hear em'

Post by **young'n climber** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:58 am

What do you call nuts on a wall?.......walnuts

What do you call nuts on a chest?......chestnuts

What do you call nuts on a chin?......blowjob

hehehehahaha

Post by **Meadows** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:13 pm

Man, you stay up way too late.

Post by **meetVA** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:29 pm

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and hanging on a wall....Art.
What do you call the same man at your doorstep...Matt.
What do you call the same man in a lake...Bob.

What did zero say to eight?... nice belt.

And last but not least:
What did the Pirate say about the steering wheel in his underware:
...."Arrr-ggggh! It's drivin' me nuts."

Post by **RQClimber** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 6:26 pm

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer, and a mop".

Post by **pianomahnn** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:04 pm

What do you call a gym rat from IL?

Ethan.

Post by **young'n climber** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:14 pm

your funny?

Post by **dipsi** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:00 pm

Punk?

So the blonde has an abortion. She wasn't sure it was hers!

Post by **Gem** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:15 pm

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"

Post by **Crankmas** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:50 pm

A snake comes into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender refuses to serve her, when the snake demands an explanation, the bartender tells her she can't hold her liquor.

Post by **Canuck** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:13 pm

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says "Your pants are down."