Interesting 4th of July display

Post by **spuzo** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:52 pm

I saw something very interesting this weekend at the Red...

Was it the Manimal gunslinging against bad guys at Roadside?

no

Was it Horatio posing for photos on Ballscratcher, again....

no

Was it sport rapellers at Windy Corner saying: "Yeah, I thought about climbing, I think I could do something like'at right there.."

no

It was in fact this wild mountain woman we found out on a point at the edge of a cliff...Saturday night, shooting off bottle rockets from what would appear to be her crotch.

It was a most amazing sight, I have to say. At one time, five rockets launched from that area as she howled and laughed, thrusting with each launch and explosion.

It went on for some time, we all backed away slowly as to not disturb this most interesting ritual. When the explosions stopped, we ventured back to the point and she was gone. I doubt she was at all harmless but we were not about to find out what would happen if she decided to aim that thing at us.

If anyone has ever seen this, or has pictures, please let me know...I am most intrigued.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:12 pm

sounds like someone with a recessive redneck gene.

Post by **rhunt** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:26 pm

are you sure you don't want to say.."must have been some chic from Ohio"

Post by **Spragwa** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:27 pm

Recessive Hell. Sounds like a full on red to me. Did she have any teeth?

Post by **spuzo** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:35 pm

I saw teeth, defintely saw teeth...as she howled and laughed they glinted off the moon...she also used them to tear the wrapping off the bottle rockets and snap the neck off a beer bottle......

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:06 pm

I was there, I had to stand at a distance, prepared to run for my life ... she was scaring the children and myself.

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:24 pm

spuzo, What is up with your signature?

Post by **spuzo** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:02 am

it had to do with a previous signature...i found out that sperm travels at like 28 miles per hour and I wasn't sure exactly what to think about that...

guess it's time to change the signature, huh?

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:07 am

Well sperm travelling toward the eye isn't to bad. It's bad if it hits the eye. They say it burns. Anyone want to speak up about any experiences with that type of 4th of July displays?

Post by **Meadows** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:23 am

I remember that sig ... it took you awhile to be "OK" with it. It's a hard concept to swallow.