Oh yeah, then one time at band camp.....
Another Army story.
Was put in the hosp with a 104 fever. They gave me a shot and an IV.
When they released me I ran into a guy I went to high school with. He worked at the hospital in Virginia.
He ended up burning up in a suspicious fire once he got out and came back to town.
I didn't do it though.
Tiny World!
When I was visiting friends in London we were heading to the tube to get our butts to the airport for the return flight home. Well, we were enjoying the walk and decided to head towards the next station and in the middle of crossing the street I look through the crowd and who should be heading right for me but someone I sat next to in my college freshman geography class. (I had such a HUGE crush on that hot hunk.)
He was as gorgeous as ever and was walking towards an ATM to get some cash to catch a movie with some friends. Random and lucky. Too bad I was heading on out.
My friends still give me heck about that one.
He was as gorgeous as ever and was walking towards an ATM to get some cash to catch a movie with some friends. Random and lucky. Too bad I was heading on out.
My friends still give me heck about that one.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
I was in Peru looking for Fountains Of Youth for a college report. I was about 25 miles into the jungle and this monkey came up to me and was like "hoo hoo hoo hee hee hee!" I couldn't believe it but it was the monkey I used to carry around with me when I was an organ grinder back in 1976!
Yo Ray jack dynomite! Listen to my beat box! Bew ch ch pff BEW ch ch pfff! Sweet!
-Horatio
-Horatio
Glad you cleared that up!Awwwhhh, SCIN, don't spoil the fun.
The was this one time I was climbing at the red and I saw the same people I had seen the weekend before.
The was this one time I was climbing at the red and I saw the same people I had seen the weekend before.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
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One time J-Rock and I were in AZ and we saw one of his ex-girlfriends.
One time J-Rock and I were in WV and we saw one of his ex-girlfriends.
One time J-Rock and I were in KY and we saw three of his ex-girlfriends.
One time J-Rock and I were climbing in the gym and we saw two of his ex-girlfriends.
Talk about small world.
One time J-Rock and I were in WV and we saw one of his ex-girlfriends.
One time J-Rock and I were in KY and we saw three of his ex-girlfriends.
One time J-Rock and I were climbing in the gym and we saw two of his ex-girlfriends.
Talk about small world.
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. ~Bob Marley