Fight

Post by **Huggybone** » Wed May 12, 2004 12:32 am

I've got some serious rage to blow off. Wanna fight?
Possible topics include:
Politics
Climbing
The board's current fixation on butt sex, fisting, group sex, and all things deviant.
The RRGCCCCC
Iowa is flat.
Spray wars
and of course...the southern region.

Please repond promptly.

Post by **SCIN** » Wed May 12, 2004 12:55 am

Dude, Muscle Shoals is NOT 5.8+!!!!

Post by **Huggybone** » Wed May 12, 2004 1:18 am

Man, you are right. It is more like a straight 5.8.
I don't get all these 'inflated' grades. Particularly at muscle beach. The problem is that most people just get wigged on OW. Don't get me wrong, I suck, but when I was on it, it felt easier than dicey at best, which is a well known 5.8+. Which is funny, because I could only climb .10- at the time. Easier than hampton's OW at dip wall (forget the name) which is pretty solid 5.9. Just bring three #4's and chicken wing and kneebar through.

But Muscle Shoals is less physical and more secure. Its Simple: OW shuffle to the tight spot, pimp a couple of crimps and shuffle some more. Pant. Lower. A little cardio, a little blood.
I'll have to lead it someday.

Post by **SCIN** » Wed May 12, 2004 1:23 am

Come on man! That was too tame. I thought you wanted to fight!

Post by **Huggybone** » Wed May 12, 2004 2:18 am

Sorry, I've lost my spunk.
Lets see...oh, here it is.

Not 5.8+!!! What the hell! Man I've watched gumbies bleed their way up it. I've watched the most timid make it to the top. If you diddn't tell some one it was hard, they would skate right up.

Crack attack: significantly harder.
WLOTB: significatly harder.

Name one climber defeated by muscle shoals. I've never heard of someone being unable to get to the top.

I remember the day when everything was totally 5.9. And the shoals is easier.
Nigaas gettin' soft!

Post by **young'n climber** » Wed May 12, 2004 3:13 am

Whats wrong with buttsex? and fisting?

Post by **Huggybone** » Wed May 12, 2004 12:09 pm

I think you could say, and be well within reason, that it's only something to be discussed in private. When people want to broadcast it, what they are really saying is:

"Hey! Hey! look at me! I've got a HOLE to put things in! That's what makes me really special. Now I know that only REALLY special people have these things, so I wanna make sure everybody knows that I have one. Then I will be special! Would you like to be special too? I hope so, cause man, I love being special because of the size of my hole."

Take this simple (and often repeated) scenario:
M1: walks down the street...
M2: approaches...
M2: "hey, check this out! I can fit my fist up my ass! wanna try?
M1: "uh, do I know you?
M2: "sure you do! don't you remember me? I saw you across the street five minutes ago when I told you about fisting!"
M1: "Please leave me alone..."
M2: "What! you don't think my hole is special! you must be one of these right wing neo facists! You must contend with my hole!!!! Wach out, asswipe, or I'll never stop talking about my anal fisting. In fact, I'm going to bend over and FORCE you to fist me..."
M1: "You are sick..."
M2: "Yeah? Huh? you wanna go foo'? tell me, mr. hater, WHATS WRONG WITH BUTT SEX? AND FISTING?"

Post by **captain static** » Wed May 12, 2004 2:50 pm

Easy Hugs, school will be out soon.

Post by **Christian** » Wed May 12, 2004 2:53 pm

Maybe you should go climbing.

Post by **Huggybone** » Wed May 12, 2004 5:09 pm

School gets crazy in the spring because the faculty get crazy. Not the students.