Starbucks Sucks

Post by **young'n climber** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:02 pm

HELL YEAAAAAAH

Post by **meetVA** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:20 pm

young'n climber wrote:JAMBA JUICE IS AMAZING!!!!!! Also, theirs nothing wrong with starbucks'
Frappuccinos, there amazing also.

frappaccinos are not really coffee but rather like a good martini when you wave the vermouth over top of the vodka, they wave espresso beans in the general direction of the milk-sugar-chocolate confection you are about to eat.

ugh.

wait, we'll forgive your bad taste for your ignorance born out of youth.

Post by **jefflehmkuhl** » Sat May 01, 2004 1:20 am

I like Starbucks, but thenagain I get it for free. So, who doesn't like free stuff?

Post by **meetVA** » Sat May 01, 2004 1:30 am

jefflehmkuhl wrote:I like Starbucks, but thenagain I get it for free. So, who doesn't like free stuff?

we'll forgive you for your bad taste out of your obvious nip-farthing, penny-pinching, cheap-skatedness.

Post by **Lucinda** » Sat May 01, 2004 1:43 am

what about that coffee that costs $10 a cup?... its real rare cause it made from beans eaten, digested and shit out by Lemurs somewhere in Asia or someplace. I'd hate to be the guy who has to harvest it..squeezing scat all day, ugh! makes eating cicadas sound tame

Post by **Spragwa** » Sat May 01, 2004 1:05 pm

I admit that I buy Starbucks during the day b/c it's rocketfuel and I need it sometimes to keep my heart beating. However, I add a TON of half-n-half to make the sludge palletable. If not, I can't take it. They're coffee is so strong b/c everything is a dark roast. Essentially, they just roast the hell out of their beans. I prefer Lexington Coffee and Tea Company. They have different roasts, light medium and heavy. It's roasted on site here in Lexington and I've known the owners since I was 12. I love it there!

My favorite rage story is when I got a towed on UKs campus. It was in front of a frat house and I was parked with one tire a little in the yellow. When I walked back from class, it was snowy and cold and my car was gone. I called a towing service who informed me that they never would have towed if someone from the frat house hadn't called them. Well, I march my sweet little self right into the frat house. It was lunch time and they were all at the dining room table eating pizza. I proceeded to yell at the whole group for about 5 minutes. I told them that they were spoiled, selfish bastards who didn't know what it was like to work to put themselves through school and that my daddy sure as hell wouldn't pay for my tickets. Anyway, they didn't kill me and when I was finished venting my spleen, I turned on my heel and walzed out. They just kind of sat there stunned while the psycho yelled. Turns out, they didn't call. I apologized to one of them and offered to do something for the house since I'd been a jackass but he said that he was sure they deserved it for something

Post by **Christian** » Sat May 01, 2004 4:06 pm

Lucinda wrote:what about that coffee that costs $10 a cup?... its real rare cause it made from beans eaten, digested and shit out by Lemurs somewhere in Asia or someplace. I'd hate to be the guy who has to harvest it..squeezing scat all day, ugh! makes eating cicadas sound tame

speaking of cicadas ...I have a Lemur shit recipe to die for...