Warning: Big Guns at the Motherlode this weekend!!!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:46 pm

Bullshit. You're completely making that shit up. Here's what went down:

Telegram from loren at 4 AM April 30 wrote: Hey Matt! I just had the best butt sex in the world with these Chinese nerds. They were up late making polymers when they got really horny. I happened to be walking outside of the Chemical ENgineering Department when all seven tackled me and stuck their units in to every orifice i have...almost - 2 in the nose, 2 in the ears, and one in my mouth. They were going at it and i couldn't scream for joy because i was all "plugged up". Anyway, after 4 rounds of sperme being ejaculated in to my head, this black indian named betty started pounding my ass. His cock was humongous! He was going at it, and in the meantime the Chinese nerds were covering my face with more sperm and then my gaping vagina exploded and little birds flew out with mouths instead of beaks and they were singing, "one night in bangkok makes a hard man humble...not much between despair and ecstasy..." I love nerds and big, black, indians!

Post by **Yasmeen** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:49 pm

Horatio Felacio in a pm to Yasmeen wrote:yas, your boyfriend is the shit! i was too shy to reply to his invitation on a forum as public as the board (so please please please don't post this out there for the world to see!), so i thought i would reply to you via a "private message." i wanted to see if it would be okay with you guys if dakota and nala played our little game of "tag" too? morgain and i really hate telling her no when she's all ready to go... and i think this would be a great opportunity to get nala to like me!

Sure Matt! Also, I understand and respect your need for privacy. You have my word that I'll pass this on to Loren and no one else. See you tonight!

-Yas

Post by **young'n climber** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:01 pm

Wait, meetVA is a girl!?

Post by **loren** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:05 pm

Yeah Young n'. her name is Virginia. Meet Virginia, like the song. It came out in the 90's, so you might not remember it.

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Post by **young'n climber** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:08 pm

rite....

Post by **ynot** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:52 pm

We really should buy him a dictionary.

Post by **young'n climber** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:05 pm

haha right...

Post by **meetVA** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:11 pm

young'n climber wrote:Wait, meetVA is a girl!?

holy heck, what did you think i was and where in the heck did that question come from?

am i too masculine on the board?
are my chin hairs growing too long again.
shoot.

also, just to dispel rumours of me having any sort of self-creativity, my username is all due to the nuerological wonder that is loren. and really, let me tell you, everytime he introduces me to people...
loren:"hey, you random climber people, i'd like you to meet Virginia."

it gets FUNNIER EVERY time. i'm not kidding. i've had to have my busted gut fixed on numerous occassion. i love that loren guy. (ouch! yasmeen just hit me with her pexel helmet! ouch! carabiners do NOT belong there, yasi!)

Post by **Christian** » Sat May 01, 2004 4:20 pm

meetVa is a WOMAN!!! rrrreeeeeoooooowwwww

Post by **young'n climber** » Sun May 02, 2004 3:37 am

No christian, is meow.